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Start a Blog | Why, What, How, Where

August 5, 2014 Leave a comment

I started Blogging almost 5 years back (early 2009). That time I didn’t thought to blog publicly, but just created a blog site in Google’s Blogger.com to create and track a library of technical articles that I can access anywhere. Suddenly I started getting hits on my posts and people started asking questions and suggestions. Then I thought to give my blog a professional look and add some quality content.

I was quiet impressed with WordPress.com so moved my blog to this new hosting site and SQLwithManoj.wordpress.com came into life.

Last week I thought to port my blog to a dedicated Domain name, so I upgraded my account in WordPress only rather than going with other domain registering sites. Now the blog’s new address is SQLwithManoj.com, which is maintained by WordPress only.

Lot of people ask me about Blogging, like: how to start blogging, what platform they should use, what content they should put, domain name, space, themes, etc. Here through this blog post I’m trying to answer some of the FAQs.

–> Main points to consider:

1. What do I blog:
– Think on a topic or subject you are passionate about, where you have deep/sound knowledge and can write about it very frequently, like Technology (All, or any Particular like SQL, .net, Java, etc.), Photography, Travel, Fashion, Politics, etc.
– Some people also blog to promote their own business/products/companies, etc.
– Make sure the content you put is genuine and will help people in reality.

2. How do I setup my blog:
– You can start with any of the free Blog Hosting sites, like WordPress, Google’s Blogger, Tumblr, etc.
– Or can go with Paid options for these site or other Hosts like GoDaddy, where you will get your own custom URL (Domain name) with more control.

3. How frequent should I blog: Depends upon the Topic, Time and your Passion.
– If it is current affairs and/or trending stuff, then daily, but you should have ample time.
– If automobiles/movies or similar then you should be the first and best (or amongst them) to blog them whenever they are launched.
– If its Technology then it could be daily/weekly/monthly, but at least one/two blog(s) per month to keep your readers connected with you.

4. Some Do’s & Don’ts:
– Do not copy other people’s blog posts.
– You can write about same topics what others have already posted, but make sure to give your post a different title.
– Its Ok to take tips from other Blogs, but the content should be genuinely written by you and should make a difference when compared by others.
– Use Widgets to provide more information and ease of access to your users to navigate on your blog site.
– Use Themes to beautify your blog, and can tweak CSS to give it a different look.
– Don’t forget to put a Disclaimer on the blog so that you do not come under any issues.
– Associate your blog URL or site map with Search Engines, like Bing, Google, etc. for SEO, so that you get max traffic/hits.
– Use inbuilt or third-party Stat counter, Comments, PingBacks, Rating systems/widgets to know the influence & popularity of your blog.
– Popularize your blog with Social media like a Facebook Page, LinkedIn, Twitter, etc.

Let me know if you have any questions or need clarifications on these points.

Happy Blogging !!!

Programming is like a Dream… by Lisa


This post is different from my other previous posts as it does not talks about SQL or anything near to it. But it talks about the Progmmers who code not only in SQL but other programming languages too.

I stumbled into Lisa’s post which talks about Programming as a Dream. I liked this article very much and the illustration given by her really fits in each and every scenario in one’s day today life and specially in dreams.

An excerpt from her post:

“If you think about programming like dreaming, you’ll realize that programmers remember more if you interrupt them gently than if you barrage them. If someone wakes you out of bed and starts shouting a long list of things at you to remember, you’ll almost certainly forget what you were dreaming. However, if someone shakes you gently and gives you a few seconds to open your eyes and look around before they start talking, it’s a lot easier to remember the dream for later. The same works for programmers. If you just walk into their office and start talking, one of two things will happen: they’ll completely forget what they were coding, or they won’t really be paying attention to you. However, if you quietly walk up to them and let them know you are there but say nothing until they are ready, the programmer can come to the end of the thought they are on. Once they’ve finished their thought, it will be easier for them to pick up next time and still pay attention to what you have to say.”

To read the whole post here is the link for you to go thru: http://www.independentdeveloper.com/archive/2009/03/17/programming-is-like-a-dream

SQL Jokes!!!

January 10, 2011 2 comments

Yes, SQL Jokes… there are SQL jokes also… on internet that I collated from various sources and now they are in my single post, all below… read & enjoy!!!

>> A SQL query walks into a bar and sees two tables. He walks up to them and says ‘Can I join you?
Then a waitress walks up and says ‘Nice view !

>> Joins are what RDBMS’s do for a living.

>> And afterwards…like most men…he performed a Rollback and never Commited…

>> He picked those two tables after performing a full scan of the other tables in the room.

>> A SQL query walks into a bar on Valentine’s day, and sees two tables. She says “insert all this, you cartesian pigs!”

>> Q: Why do you never ask SQL people to help you move your furniture?
A: They sometimes drops the table

>> The Query was soon surrounded by subQueries – it was then he realized he had walked into an Array Bar.

>> SQL Table walks to a psychiatrist dr. Index
Table: “Doctor, I have a problem”
Dr: “what kind a problem?”
Table: “I’m a mess. I have things all over the place, i always look for my stuff”
Dr. “No problem. I will get you in order”.

>> Index and table are reading a book “index-sutra”
Table: Oh, baby tonight we can try a clustered position”
Index: “yeah baby, we can also try covered position”
Table: “or maybe multiple clustered position”
Index: “baby, yes, that’s the one. i’m just gonna call my friends”

>> Indexianina philosophy on Fill factor 50 = “Half empty or Half full?”

>> What does an execution plan say to t-sql query? “Go f**k yourself, if you are not happy with me”

>> Execution plan to t-sql query is like alter-ego to self.

>> What does table say to a trigger: “Hey, stop it, i’m full”.

>> When did God create the DBA ? A. The day before he had his rights revoked.

>> BIT says to itself: “When I grow up, i want to be BLOB”.

>> There are two types of DBAs:
1) DBAs that do backups
2) DBAs that will do backups

>> An Oracle DBA and a DB2 DBA walk into a bar. The barman asks them what they’d like to drink and a huge debate ensues on how to optimize the query. (Boom Tish)
Their mate the SQL Server DBA rolls in after about 15 minutes only to find them still arguing. After rolling his eyes at them, he walks up to the bar and greets the barman warmly. The barman asks him “Hey, you’re a DBA too aren’t you? Why aren’t you joining in?” The SQL Server DBA grins at the barman and says “Ah… well… the reason I’m late is that this always happens when these clowns go out drinking – I work with SQL Server, so I had the option of optimizing the query using a wizard before I got here! So mine’s a scotch!”

>> NULL is the Chuck Norris of the database – nothing can be compared to it.

>> What kind of undergarments to DBAs wear?
Well, (who’d have guessed it) Depends…

>> It is March 1st and the first day of DBMS school
The teacher starts off with a role call..

Teacher: Oracle?
“Present sir”
Teacher: DB2?
“Present sir”
Teacher: SQL Server?
“Present sir”
Teacher: MySQL?
[Silence]
Teacher: MySQL?
[Silence]
Teacher: Where the hell is MySQL
[In rushes MySQL, unshaven, hair a mess]
Teacher: Where have you been MySQL
“Sorry sir I thought it was February 31st

… comments & more jokes are welcome!!!

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