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A very Happy SQL-licious & SQL-s-tastic Valentines day to all of you !!!

February 14, 2016 2 comments

Wish you all a very happy Valentines day !

Here is a love Query for you all:

SELECT NCHAR(10084)

Execute it and share it with your valentine 😂
 

… and now a special SQL Joke on this day!

--// Valentines special SQL query: for Guys

Select * from [Earth] 
where [Girl] = 'Single' 
and [status] = 'Available';

-- (0 row(s) affected)




--// Valentines special SQL query: for Girls

Select * from [Earth] 
where [Boy]  = 'Single' 
and [status] = 'Available';

-- System.outOfMemory.exception 
-- Too many rows to handle

 

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